Coffee snort

A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).

"Bro! Don't talk in Fluttershy voice while I'm drinking!"

"Sorry for the coffee snort, man."

by Pen Dragon May 3, 2013

Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow

happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this

by handlotion42 November 9, 2019

iced coffee

Liquid will to live.

This day has been so tiring, I need iced coffee now!

by bastamaster October 7, 2021

Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016

Coffee Dream

Being coffee dream means being very soft, pinteresty and cute (especially, having lots of coffee pictures in your Instagram feed)

Omg, she is such a coffee dream.
Stop being a coffee dream, become a boss.

by dabaddestv June 20, 2021

pirate coffee

A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.

person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.

*laugh track*

by 0men October 8, 2011

Coffee Pot

Something that's awfully hot

"That's an awfully hot coffee pot"
- Eminem

by 62_Cents January 28, 2021