Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.

That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

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Bikini Coffee

The original Bikini Coffee Shop was founded by two brother's in Salem, Oregon. It started with one newspaper article in the local paper. Followed by local television news channels. Soon after Bikini Coffee was featured on CNN for its bikini themed coffee shops. The news exposure launched Bikini Coffee to franchise it's business, landing an astonishing 71 franchisees their very first year of being a franchisor.

Bikini Coffee was founded in May 2007.

by JustTheFactsMaam June 6, 2018

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Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.

You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

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Benis Coffee

When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.

Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH

by InternetSlangPhD May 2, 2022

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Wakers Coffee

Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.

Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.

by brotherrighteous May 3, 2022

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