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clouster

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck
That Anto lad is some clouster
by Anky33 February 16, 2013
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Mongolian Clusterfuck

A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.
by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003
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clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
2. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
3. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"
by Pat N. April 11, 2006
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cluttersome

kluht-er-suhm > adjective - used to describe an extremely disorderly assemblage; a confused or disordered state.


Origins: Bergen County, New Jersey. Cluttersome was a mis-speak, a combination of cumbersome and cluttered. It is said that the word was accidentally created by a witty young woman (who looked no more than 25 years old), while working as a book production slave for a northern New Jersey publishing company.
Melissa had so many things to think about that her mind had become cluttersome.
by MisaF August 26, 2007
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Clutterbitch

A design principal that is best described as the opposite of minimalism. The term was coined by tumblr user wizardscience. The main aspects of this design style are about cramming as many random objects into a space as possible, while ensuring that they are still neatly arranged and visible (as opposed to piled up). It makes a room feel somewhat wild and overgrown, but very much alive and in use, as the excessive detailing creates a similar sensation to looking into a dense forest.
"God, I hate minimalism so much. I may be overcorrecting a little, but I'm going to decorate my room in clutterbitch style.
by Hummus hummus March 30, 2020
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custerfluck

1) an extremely (and often embarrassingly) confused and chaotic situation

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "cluster fuck"
"That long-haired sunuvabitch went to the Little Bighorn lookin' to kick some aboriginal ass but ended up dyin' in one helluva glorious custerfluck!"...

"Yeah, every week it's a new custerfluck down there at Bridgeport!"…
by TIC Redux May 8, 2005
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Clusterfuck of Suck

A horrible event or task that was a clusterfuck, and also sucked.

Increases the severity of both the words to describe your hatred, but inputs your ability to be comical through the anger (it does sound funny after all).

Not really applicable to people.
Brian: Oh god driving in the snow is going to be a clusterfuck of suck.

Jeremy: Work was terrible today.
Chris: Why?
Jeremy: Mostly 'cuz it was a clusterfuck of suck.
Chris: haha
by Marshmallowcrew January 21, 2011
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