Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

thando church

A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church

Also known as:the holiest mgedeni

Me:does Thando church
Her:uhm sometimes

by Le_ra September 29, 2019

Church Belling

When you're having sex with a female and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound

Damn Sean, Kelly and I was church belling all night long

by Big dugg November 14, 2015

church tag

When someone tags you on a social media platform while at Church.

Why would she church tag me when I look like monster...

by Loud&Local December 25, 2016

Church Hoe

Loyal hoes that come from church

They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church

by Mickelyawner September 01, 2022

church juice

Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is

- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!

Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN

“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”

by copelily82 =) you got it July 10, 2021

church wafer

a creative way to call someone an idiot.

"Don't be such a church wafer dude."

by s_c_t June 06, 2017