This nigga chris is not only top shotta he is god himself and kills anyone looking funny at him on sight
random nigga: looks at Chris funny
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away
by cooliohooliohunter October 15, 2020
Get the Chrismug. That kid acts like a Chris
by yo mom mate February 18, 2017
Get the Chrismug. 
Get the Chrismug. Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids
by Jacob Daniel June 6, 2019
Get the Chrismug. He's nice and funny, he might seem and but unemotional but he really is quite emotional. He always seems like he is wearing cologne but he isn't. He has really nice hair but has to put gel on it to prevent you from staring. he's comforting even if he isn't there.
by Nicompoop Karis October 5, 2018
Get the Chrismug. A fat bitch that sucks Isaiah's massive PENIS and they fuck every night. Isaiah sticks his finger in his dick hole and Isaiah gets a nuke figure and shoves it in his asshole. Isaiah moans as he sticks Chris dick 10 feet in his mouth and digests his donkey Kong dick. That the way Chris want to spend every weekend.
PS YES DADDY
PS YES DADDY
Chris- Isaiah your dick is so huge
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY
by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019
Get the chrismug. Hey man,don't start being like your brother Chris.
That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
by Con Artist July 27, 2016
Get the Chrismug.