safety chip

the naked tortilla chip you hold under the one with the salsa on it between the salsa bowl and your mouth that is used to catch any salsa that may fall off

"You spilled salsa all over my table! Use a safety chip next time!"

by nawdfoijj October 11, 2006

Stackin' Chips

Meaning to count your money by the stacks.

I was stackin' chips when I got paid yesterday.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 23, 2004

bag of chips

having everything wanted for that particular person or group or whatever.

dude1-mah nigga! look at that hot chick! she foyne!

dude2- yea bro! she all dat and a bag of chips!

by uhhleese June 12, 2008

Pita Chip

PAIN IN THE ASS...chip

DAMN SHE'S BEING SUCH A PITA CHIP!

by shannonluvzya February 02, 2011

Chips Ahoy

A girl getting simultaneously penetrated by two or more Chippendales dancers. This usually ends with ejaculation on either side of said girl's face.

Oh dear, I can't believe Sister Rose was videotaped getting Chips Ahoyed!

by Ninjas of Love August 16, 2010

nigger chips

Slang for the crunched up potatoe chips that are left in the bottom a bag that no one really wants.

Damn man you ate all the good chips and all that are left are these nigger chips. Man mom gave me all the nigger chips that were left in the bottom of the potatoe chip bag.

by pantyteamaster January 02, 2009

potato chip

Overdramatic line used in the anime "Deathnote" whereas the main character explains to us what he is doing to not get caught. Then for no reason says the like "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!"

This started of a fad where people replace the words round. People added comments onto videos such as "I'll write a reply... AND POST IT!" and "I'll put my mouse over the video... AND REPLAY IT!".

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!
I'll take your mum... AND EAT HER!!!
I'll take a JD... AND DRINK IT!!!
I'll write a nasty comment... AND BE A TROLL!!!

by FatalFart May 17, 2010