macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

dollar checking

When a employee checks to see if a dollar is real or fake

Bob: Hey Mark that black lady was dollar checking my bill.

Mark: Oh wow

by Urbman November 6, 2015

Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.

My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.

by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018

Dry checking

When you are being made fun of in a very subtle way.

Boyyy I know you not dry checking with them busted ass fims (fake Timberlands) on.

by Dirk504 May 20, 2019

Grilled cheesing

When your panties are full of cum and lube

After sex I pulled up my panties I was grilled cheesing

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020

Nut Cheeking

When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)

I thought he had a butt on his front but he was just nut cheeking.

by Swipperton December 31, 2020

bing cheeling

when you are big chilling but bigger (also with rice)

guy1: dude im bing cheeling
Guy2:bro wtf
guy1:guy

by Itzmintly March 7, 2022