Cereal killer

One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.

Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)

by MircroToasterWave May 29, 2019

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Cereal box

Poor man's acid

She's a cereal box hero.

by LittleSparrow1111 August 18, 2023

cereal time

Time to eat some great cereal, pouring the milk first

Dawg you know it's CEREAL TIME

by Jahiem36017 November 29, 2017

The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.

Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.

by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020

Cereal entrepreneur

A person who is obsessed with a wide range breakfast cereals and is able to acquire all of the nutrition he/she needs from them.

Mikey was a legendary cereal entrepreneur. He ate a whole panoply of products including Life, Grape Nuts and Meuseli.

by Tomthall December 4, 2022

dudes in your cereal

literal, real life dudes swimming in your cereal.

“yo who’s swimming in my cereal?”
“I think there’s dudes in your cereal”

by doggy_047 October 3, 2025