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seductive cereal

The type of cereal you would eat before or after intercourse.
I'll be back, I'm eating my seductive cereal!
by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021
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Pour a bowl of cereal

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.
She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!
by Word G February 7, 2025
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Cereal

🥣 used as a code word for marijuana<3; we always need and this one’s not obvious.

Plus you may end up eating cereal.

🥣Stoner Food Number One: Cereal.

Why? Convince; absolutely eliminates.

9 times out of 10 statistically, you’ll end up eating cereal. If you’re broke :( OR just have foot taste.
Ex: sometimes we need to keep it low key, “wanna pour some cereal?” “Two bowls, of cereal.”
by izy_val.c.m-420 February 8, 2023
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Floridian Cereal

When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.
"I had some Floridian cereal out of my girlfriend yesterday; it was SOOOO hot!"
by EV4014 March 2, 2024
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cereal hour

Similar to happy hour, but with cereal. When the local grocery and drug stores are having sales on cereal, and you just buy as much boxes as you want to eat as much as you want in one hour. Good for when you are just bored and hungry.
OHH RiteAid is having a sale on Honey Bunches of Oats. I'm going on fucking cereal hour!
by gulsk329 July 9, 2010
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Cereal

Ah man I was so happy this morning when I looked in my fridge and saw cereal.
by CerealLover5 August 20, 2011
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Cereally

An awesome youtuber and creator of the legend Ballgrave route
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of cereally?
Guy 2: Yeah he's pretty poggers
by The Potato Boy February 26, 2022
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