new castle

a shit place to live.

“where do you live?”
“new castle!”
“you’re such a fucking loser”

by ilovenapping July 4, 2022

Toiletry Castle

When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.

Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.

by RyMan2k00 May 13, 2014

Castle down

End game move in chess

Castle down (Rook+King vs King)

by The Room March 21, 2023

Asshole castle

My sisters cats castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle

by The jewicorn February 25, 2017

castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there

Definition :
Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!

by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025

Castle

Aka Lloyd Philips
Aka Tomtum

A sock puppet who de-ramps investments (pathetically) to buy low.

Trolls bulletin boards 24/7, 7 days a week and has no life.
A lowlife scum, keyboard warrior who fakes being wheelchair bound to lure his prey.

Hey man, she said "no!"... don't be a "castle" and risk jail time.
Guys, we'd better buy more of this stock as castle is commenting on it!

by GenuineInvestor July 12, 2022

the white castle syndrome

When you’re drunk or High (or both) and you go to White Castle at 2-4 in the morning that is when white castle taste the best and can cure any ailments related to alcohol or drugs.

“ hey let go to white castle after bar hopping, get the white castle syndrome going”

by mini_baby_butterflies June 8, 2024