An ungodly act requiring a living bull moose, three ski-doos, 16 meters of sinew, a couple of beaver placentas, 4 tonnes of maple syrup, 17 willing people (gender non-specific) and 1200 tim horton's doughnuts (must have holes). This act is a communal sexual celebration of Canadian culture that takes place during parliamentary prorogation so that the overlord may spawn a new generation of conservative minions. This highly secret ceremony is presided over by the great Canadian overlord Stephano P. Harperissimo (known to non-Canadians as Stephen Harper). Only one non-Canadian has ever been known to participate in this ceremony, the notorious American human-catfish named Stephen Colbert, and this was only because the great overlord Harperissimo's nonbrained minions mistook Stephen for their overlord the great Stephano. It is said that Stephen spawned a new generation of super-conservative human-fish-Canadian hybrid foot soldiers who now roam the earth spreading maple syrup, dweebiness, and conflicted views on healthcare throughout the globe.
This year there is no parliament until after the Olympics because Harper is conducting a session of "Canada's History".
by JennyKitKatKingKong February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. The sexual act of putting your hockey stick in a girl's beaver and then letting your maple syrup go all over her as you scream out "eh!"
by Public_Emery February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 1)A 2 foot long dildo designed for Grizzly bears and Joan Rivers.
2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.
3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation
2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.
3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation
1) Colbert: Her pussy is so wide you can put your head inside!
Me: You should get her Canada's History!
2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN
3) Who cares?
Me: You should get her Canada's History!
2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN
3) Who cares?
by KHenning February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the act of inserting several hockey pucks inside one's urethra until they inevitably shoot out of one's mouth. the force makes your history irrelevant, because you are now the sickest fuck alive.
by kabum February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.
by mayhem11235 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When 5 guys ejaculate into an exact replica of the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup. They then proceed to have sex with a woman who must sing "O Canada" while chugging the cup of Sperm. They all must wear moose antlers and all the guys will have Canadian flags hanging out their anuses.
Oh my god! Jimmy, John, Jack, Jose, and Juan all pulled a full Canada's History on Susie last night. She drank the whole cup!!!
by Wolfi3000 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 1. A depraved sexual act.
2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.
3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.
4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.
3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.
4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
1. "Look at that girl! I want to educate her in Canada's history!"
2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"
3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"
4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"
3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"
4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
by V. Ege February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.