cage match

a scenario in which 2 guys use a double edged fleshlight at the same time.

"come over later for netflix and a cage match?"

by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017

Daddy Cage

A car top carrier that a married guy uses to store his side piece in when traveling on family vacations.

Guido Daddy Doug brought his side piece Lindsay to a beach vacation in his Daddy Cage.

by Hamie333 June 27, 2025

Cage of twats

Collective noun used to describe a Office or Meeting Room where multiple Electrician's reside and conduct business. The meaning of the term has been around for more than a century being derived from electrical/induction pioneer Michael Faraday's Cage experiment.

"Oi Ryan its time for that boring meeting over in the Cage of twats."

by RoboMech February 9, 2019

Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.

Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.

by TheRuminator November 26, 2020

cage kitten

mma equivalent of a ring rat, buckle bunny, or mud cricket. typically in tight clothes and looking to hook up with a competitor.

did you see those cage kittens following him after the fight?

by warricka January 15, 2022

Hypercell Cage Syndrome

Situation in which an endless loop of an event (whether that be an activity, a day, a week, or any other period of time) is perpetuated from the standpoint of one cell (usually a person, in fiction) so that they can tweak details of the occurrence (or have them tweaked by other factors) in order to achieve a goal.

This can be both good and bad, in the sense that it's for a good cause, or it's a nightmare trap for some unfortunate victim.

P1: The movie Primer has a serious case of Hypercell Cage Syndrome, as exuded by the end in which an inordinate amount of time (and unknowable number of retries) is spent in perfecting an action during a party to prevent a potentially negative outcome.

P2: How so?

P1: One of the main characters uses a homemade time travel device to loop the same event.

P2: Oh, I see. I'm going to go spam that term on fb now.

by bundillion October 20, 2012

cage the gingers

a derogatory remark which is commonly used against those with ginger hair colouring

“i think we should cage the gingers!!”

by vampirickisses November 18, 2023