Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.

Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.

by JeffMASSACRE May 15, 2025

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Christautism

Someone who believes in christianity over obsessively.

They're overwhelming christautism scared everyone away.

by xFaQux December 26, 2025

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Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear

darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

by The Smeg Lord March 25, 2026

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lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas

"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."

by Web quest December 9, 2018

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The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.

"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"

then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.

by Assholius Dirtbagidus October 19, 2012

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