cowboy vision

a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.
John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.
by jack847 October 02, 2011
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Cornbread cowboi

A small town country feller down on his luck who seeks fun in local bars and loves to take big dumps at gas stations.
Man that volunteer firefighter loves to party and listen to old country music. Must be a cornbread cowboi
by Uncle Otis April 08, 2023
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Cowboy Magic

Gay sex. Preferably in the back of a pickup truck or any other masculine location.
"There's nothing I love more than some cowboy magic with my pals"
by Ghabm August 11, 2019
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cowboy underwear

Sunrise in front and a trail behind you! (Stained undies)
Wow! Those are some stained undies; they look like cowboy underwear.
by bearvalleydb February 25, 2015
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Anal Cowboys

A gang founded in 2007 in Otaki, New Zealand.
Well known for travelling New Zealand and having GOOD TIMES!!
Sponsored by Dou Bros.
Man those Anal Cowboys are so hardcore... at having good times!!
by stupid retard January 25, 2019
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french cowboy

A very attractive French man riding a girl who moans a lot during sex
That girl I was with last night really made me a French Cowboy
by Shcjvj jvkbkvvjfju May 21, 2017
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Cowboy carl

When you shit in between 2 fat rolls fold, it over tight and process to have sex with it while yelling squeal piggie.
Bro, I gave this gurl a cowboy carl last night.... she was not impressed.
by Ol boii November 28, 2020
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