Conservative

Someone who wants to keep values from 2000 years ago.
Person:Let’s legalize homosexual marriage.
Conservative:NOO THE BIBLE SAYS NO GAY!!!
by Balls Obama May 3, 2023
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Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.
*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."
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A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
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The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.
Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.
by elfastasmo November 28, 2021
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Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.
We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.
by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023
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Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
The law of conservation of mass is a fundamental principle of physics.
by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022
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cognac conservative

A financially comfortable person who supports conservative ideology, and addresses current events with an elitist, conservative perspective.
You know Todd: the cognac conservative with the trucking company? Yeah, he's said his freedoms are being stolen again, because he has to pay federal road taxes.
by Spartacus9 September 9, 2020
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