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Conservative

A Salty preservative, can taste rather leathery and Bitter
the Conservative tastes off must of been a Negitive Batch that missed the update
by The_DArkhelmet April 19, 2021
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Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.
We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.
by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023
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CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.
He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting that CONservatives, Republicans, and right wingers ONLY represent their own interests and the interests of the sketchy, ultra wealthy, and corporate donors who own them!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023
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U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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Conservative

Someone who wants to keep values from 2000 years ago.
Person:Let’s legalize homosexual marriage.
Conservative:NOO THE BIBLE SAYS NO GAY!!!
by Balls Obama May 3, 2023
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whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.
Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.
by George Chesterton October 3, 2011
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