comeytize

The act of noting everything that you said and heard after you have a conversation so you cover your ass preventing troublem

After my conversation with the Police Officer , I sat in my car and comeytized everything.

by Entomological Estaban September 14, 2017

Cromedy

A cult with a mid-sized following.

Cromedy makes the world go round.

by Cromedic Priest May 30, 2018

Comdedy

Comedy but it is even more funnier

Its genre is Comdedy

by Hahahaha no u no u June 28, 2019

Comedic Torture

When a situation is so cringey it ends up being funny.

"Hey do you whats funny about you being indigineous?"

"What?"

*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*

"So am I"

"Dude that was comedic torture"

by BennyBigBoi August 4, 2019

Comey Memo

Contemporaneous notes or emails drafted immediately after a one-on-one conversation or meeting with an untrustworthy person who you expect will later lie about what was said in that conversation, and which are stored for future reference, to be possibly used at trial or in other official proceedings.

Holy shit! The boss just asked me to do some shady, unethical things. I need to send a 'Comey memo' to myself in case they later try to throw me under the bus for following through.

by Zayander November 18, 2019

Comedian syndrome

Comedian syndrome is a type of syndrome were a person could not live their life without being funny. The only way the person with the syndrome could live is by being funny. That’s the only way.

Julian: Why did you do that?🤦🏽 ♂️

Joey: I have to be funnyyyyyyyy!

Keyanuu: this nigga def has comedian syndrome.

by The Myron April 9, 2020

Comedic instance

It is when a funny moment happens and you don't have time to proccess what has just been said but you know it was funny so you just flickshot the nearest neuron and reply "that is a comedic instance."

"Yo i heard someone was called a giga paki and got shanked up"
"damn thats a real comedic instance my dude."

by warmachine69420ashenhair November 20, 2020