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bryan

tends to be violent and most people named bryan are short and most likely asian outside tough inside very nice.
omg what did i do to you stop hitting me bryan.
by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021
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shelby bryan

The girl harry mentioned on their August , 28th interview. He said that he saw her profile on Instagram and fancied her. She looked to be around 15. he said she was a "beautiful girl, majestic eyes" but dropped the subject after a minute or so. Niall said she was "quite pretty" also.
by Blake hartwig September 26, 2013
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Bryan Garner

The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.
Man 1: who is this idiot?
Man 2: oh, thats Bryan Garner. He is a lier and his whole life is a hoax.
by Bryansss December 21, 2016
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bryan

very violent and hits people constantly, nice to some people. Most people named Bryan are short not only that but are short tempered too. and asian
omg stop hitting me with the ruler bryan.
by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021
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Bryan

A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him at fun-sized. Highly intelligent, weirdly wise, and always two steps ahead—usually in an argument he started. Thinks deeply, feels strongly, and yells occasionally… like a philosophical Napoleon with a Wi-Fi connection.

Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
“Bryan just told me the meaning of life and then rage-quit over a group text. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
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Bryan

A virgin male who spends his day loitering and cleaning whilst trying to live life to the fullest, but not too extreme. Bryan can be seen as the perfect housewife who loves dogs especially corgis
1-WOw i wish i was gay
2-why?
1-so i can marry bryan
by bigupsjunkman May 21, 2019
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bryan castillo

doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.
Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.

Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021
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