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Brett

Brett defined as , someones excessively using excuses. ie. I did not come make time or prioritize time because I got lazy I was too be turning up the night before.
by mo.money24 December 27, 2021
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Brett J

Australian conman who typically engages in deviant sexual behavior with men and women alike. He pretends to be an heir to King Ranch Australia and claims he has millions of dollars to swindle his victims into believing he is wealthy, while using several fake aliases. He is so unliked that he even has an entire Facebook page dedicated to him in his honor, Stop Brett Joseph.
Brett J is a pathetic Australian conman who should be stopped.
by Rebecca S89 November 3, 2025
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Brett

A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
That guy watching Star Trek is a Brett. Run.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
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Brett

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad
It appears you didn't wipe too well, you have a Brett going on man.
by J Topel November 22, 2021
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Brett Giaconia

i stand with brett giaconia on the sideline
by the right one for you March 27, 2025
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Brett's Disco Tile

I Brett's disco tiled them last night, john video taped it!
by Mtg8 August 27, 2016
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Brett

Damn, that boy acts like a Brett.
by We_Don’t_Care_Anymore June 12, 2019
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