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Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"
by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014
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Brandon

The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Gorgeous eyes, sexy, smart, strong, fucking fantastic in bed. Muscles galore and knows how to smile in ways that'll make you tingle inside and out. Brandon is the perfect father, lover and partner so make sure you're ready for kids because you don't wanna lose this opportunity ladies. Puts the D in DILF. Redefines the Dad Bod. Legend.
Woman 1: Did you see that Brandon over there?
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.

Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.
by RiskyM July 21, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is a fat loser that sits on his ass all day and plays ark and offline raids yoy
Brandon is back at it again with the offline raiding
by PaulsBoosted August 23, 2018
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Brandon

The biggest fuckboy around. Will break your heart
He is a total brandon. Dont fall for him.
by ofgkdrpgkrep February 15, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is most likely a bisexual who loves taking penis up the butt. He probably has a girlfriend to cover how gay he actually is.
Brandon is a homosexual
by Brandon meme September 5, 2020
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Brandon

Look at that couple in the woods taking picture. I bet he’s a Brandon.
by alwaysrightdefinitions October 1, 2020
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Brandon

Stupid bich will never be good vith anyone
Ahh brandon is so stupid
by Ilaiwtmh February 6, 2019
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