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Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"
by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014
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Brandon

Look at that couple in the woods taking picture. I bet he’s a Brandon.
by alwaysrightdefinitions October 1, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is most likely a bisexual who loves taking penis up the butt. He probably has a girlfriend to cover how gay he actually is.
Brandon is a homosexual
by Brandon meme September 5, 2020
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Brandon

He’s the most breath taking person ever, he will make ur heart beat a different way and has a way of making u fall in love with him everyday . He’s also the best basketball player you could ever meet⛹🏽 ♂️He is more then just talented he is the best at everything he does and he also works very hard, harder then others. He usually is muscular and feels amazing to hug he is very kissable✅. Be careful not to loose him tho, not the way I did and once u get the chance take it he’s worth everything and anything❤️ That’s the definition of my Brandon💘
Omg is that Brandon 👑🔀
by Awe it’s v***** June 25, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is kind and courageous. He is very shy, but if he loves you, he will work up the bravery to tell you. Once he loves you, he will never give up on you. He is the stars on a dark night. He will always be there for you and help you through any situation. He loves his friends very much and is always playing around with them. He is selflessand one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet.
P1: I heard about the new kid today. His name is Brandon.
P2: Yeah I saw him too. He already made friends and is so nice to them.
P3: He seems pretty brave as well.
by HeatherTheTether March 21, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.
if Brandon ever sees a truck, make sure you cover your ears ...
by BØT BOY September 28, 2019
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Brandon

a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf
Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.
by uGhidfk October 20, 2018
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