Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.
Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.
by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024
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Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.
Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!
by Sweater man March 11, 2017
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Ass blaster

A huge shit that makes one's Asshole hurt
"My last shit was an ass blaster"
by Youxoli June 30, 2020
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Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
by Dickbender December 05, 2021
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Cousin Blaster

When a country person has sex with their cousin
I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster
by McBlaster February 11, 2023
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Clash blaster player

A person who takes no skill at aiming, then brags about how the weapon actually takes skill.
by Startupedition June 04, 2023
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Boba Blaster

Boba Blaster, when the male takes a straw and puts it in a females vagina during intercourse and spits down the straw.
"Dude, I did the boba blaster on Kaylee last night.
by therealdeus February 22, 2025
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