Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.

Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?

by otherdustin May 1, 2010

Biscuit Loaf

Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.

Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.

Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Butthole Biscuit

Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.

Frank went down to Einstein's to get the office some coffee and butthole biscuits.

by Koli the Word Smith October 31, 2014

Kathy Biscuits

kathy biscuits are delectable treats made by anyone named kathy. Quite favorable among weinerbutt nelsons. Some say they taste like waka flocka.

Maybe she'll bring kathy biscuits." "Those kathy biscuits gave me the skitters.

by crankdatbur December 7, 2010

sick biscuits

When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'

"Dude, that jump was sick."

"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"

by kyleawesome August 31, 2011

Spinal Biscuit

A sex position often involving the male bending the female backwards until her vertebrae, under the stress of being bent so far back, snaps forward a piece of vertebrae out of the females mouth. After said vertebrae is out, the man will bend it in a biscuit shape and put it over her vagina and then eating her out.

"Dude I'm so fucking full after having Spinal Biscuit for breakfast." - bro 1
"Really??? I thought that was illegal in the state of Washington!" - bro 2

by That other different other guy April 24, 2020

turn a biscuit

kicking someone's ass

"Don't make me turn a biscuit on your bitch ass."

by MarquisDMustache April 8, 2010