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Zeus Biscuit

When a man takes a shit on a woman's back, stands up and towers over her before hammer-fisting the "biscuit" (fresh turd), and then tazing her in the ass cheek.
I gave my girlfriend a Zeus Biscuit last night. The scent still lingers, and I believe the tazer caused some minor brain damage, which is ok with me. We'll try the "Zeus" again tomorrow. Hoping for another rewarding experience.
by ShinDigglett February 4, 2015
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ding biscuit

A psychotropic medication prescribed while in prison.
Lots of them going around since prisons replaced mental institutions.
Newbie's getting ding biscuits. Bring us some at chow time.
by Harmon E. January 6, 2012
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Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.
Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?
by otherdustin May 1, 2010
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Biscuit Loaf

Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.

Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
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turn a biscuit

kicking someone's ass
"Don't make me turn a biscuit on your bitch ass."
by MarquisDMustache April 8, 2010
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Shizz Biscuit

A Shizz biscuit is an insult that is not insulting. When you do not want to hurt someones feelings, or some who you don't want hearing you insult someone is around, Shizz Biscuit is a name to call some one in order to playfully call them a name and theirfore is approprate in that kind of situatution.
by DONTEMAILMEEVERIMADEANEWACOUNT December 27, 2009
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Kathy Biscuits

kathy biscuits are delectable treats made by anyone named kathy. Quite favorable among weinerbutt nelsons. Some say they taste like waka flocka.
Maybe she'll bring kathy biscuits." "Those kathy biscuits gave me the skitters.
by crankdatbur December 7, 2010
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