Jed's Best

Some insane blondies that make you jizz in your pants.

I had some Jed's Best blondies yesterday and I accidentally busted my load all over my buddy.

by Foodie1 June 20, 2010

Best friend

The most amazing person you will ever meet they will make you happy when you are sad and they are always there for you when you need them but most of all they are like ur brother and/or sister

I love my best friend she is like the sister I never had

by 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 April 9, 2017

Best friend

A best friend is someone that has been here for you since day one. A best friend never leaves your side and is always there through tough times. A best friend never leaves you for a boy. (Or for your ex man behind your back) your bestfriend knows everything about you from your favorite color to your deepest darkest secret. A best friend knows how to make you happy. She/he can always cheer you up when you need it. A best friend knows what you have gone through and can relate. A best friend never leaves you for other girls. But you both know that they are allowed to be friends with other people but always goes to you when they need to talk.

“Wow they are best friends”
“Yea you can tell, they have been friends forever”

by Ariel❤️ June 22, 2018

Hellmanns Best

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.

Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.

by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013

Best friend

Someone you couldn’t live without. Someone who is there for you through thick and thin. Always keeps you in check, and keeps up w your bs. You make memories with them that you wouldn’t trade the world for. Always there for you no matter what. A shoulder to cry on, someone to vent/ rant to. Always support and believe in you. And always wants the best for you. A best friend is someone you love with all your heart with and nothing could ever change that.

That’s my best friend over there. I trust her with everything and I love her so much.

by alexenriquez February 1, 2020

Armani is the best

Armani is better than all of you peasants

Armani is the best your a peasant

by A Romani williams July 29, 2021

Best Couple

When two friends become boyfriend and girlfriend. Before dating each, they have to endure bullying and sweaty armpits. A lot of confusion may arise "what do you mean." A beautiful relationship in disguise

"what do you mean we are the best couple?"

by anonymous bot1234 May 30, 2020