Albe Backinoff

Famous Russian mountain climber best known for retreating from every hard climb he ever attempted.

I'm feeling like this climb is a like above my head, don't think I can do this, I think Albe Backinoff.

by oh_sharpie January 12, 2010

Web Baking

Chatting with a friend on the internet while both you and the friend are high. This is essentially getting high with a friend, but you aren't together.

Guy 1: "Me and J got so baked this weekend."

Guy 2: "That's chill. At whose house?"

Guy 1: "Both. We were Web Baking"

by haha420guysismokeweedhaha February 23, 2011

Snow Banking

In New England back in the day... Snow Banking was the art of a bunch of buddies in a junk car riding around the roads during or right after a huge snow storm and bouncing off snow bank after snow bank...not really caring about anything because you can't hit anything!

Ok, guys, it's time to stop at the packy and pick up a case of Schlitz and go Snow Banking!

by Murph the snow bird January 11, 2015

Finger Baking

Finger baking is a lot like finger banging but instead of "banging" your fingers in the vagina you "bake" them. The longer you can bake a finger the better, and the more fingers you can bake the better. Leaving 1 or more fingers in the vagina for an extended period of time constitutes the "baking". He who bakes the longest wins!

Dude! I was finger baking my old lady for 47 minutes last night. She loved it!

by Boomsmash June 9, 2015

Pillsbury Baking Process

In today's day and age we don't have time to do our daily activities. We must learn to multitask in order to be as efficient as possible. How could one possibly expand their anus and make Pillsbury brand biscuits at the same time if not by the use of the Pillsbury Baking Process. The goal of the process is simple; it is not only to stretch out ones rectum, but also to bake some nice, crispy Pillsbury brand biscuits in the meantime.

The steps are as follows:

Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.

Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.

Son: Mother, I heard a popping noise come from your tuchus, did you happen to break your hip?
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.

by Not Jung God October 2, 2018

Anton Barkkine

barks a lot

Anton Barkkine is gae

by ado o gae September 10, 2019

mrs.barringer

A dumbass librarian that can’t pronounce her own profession, say lie-bary, and makes you eat 3rd lunch

mrs.barringer: Hi,welcome to the lie-bary

us: we don’t wanna be here

mrs.barringer: Today we will be eating third lunch expect this every time you come to the lie-bary

by chloeeeejjjsmmitthh November 2, 2019