Hide and go touch the badger

A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.

Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.

Hide and go touch the badger by N1ck October 21, 2005

cunting badger

He's swish, he's smart, he's everything a girl could want - he's the cunting badger (8)

"Barney Stinson is the best"
"Yeah, he's a real cunting badger"

cunting badger by JAB_008 September 19, 2013

australian badger 

To give a girl the shocker and also do the helicopter dick at the same time.

Curt was exited when Josie wanted to do the Australian badger.

australian badger by Jigbuck July 15, 2014

the badger 

A girl who you're friend is considering dating, usually uncannily resembles an actual badger.

"Jeff better watch out or he'll get attacked by the badger"

the badger by theBlakester June 11, 2006

badger 

Dirty old man- a dodgy old guy looking for a beautiful young lady (young enough to be his daughter) to take back to his lair and have his way with... a male version of the Canadian slang expression , "cougar".

Donald Trump

"Look out Marielle, that old man is a badger!" :s

badger by Siobhan and Shane May 27, 2006

pink badger 

Small animals that walk on their hind legs and have conversations with each other.

The other day there were a couple of pink badgers in my dirty laundry.

pink badger by Woodstock June 23, 2004

uphill badger 

The process of gay sex between two men concerning sending the "badger" down a burrow, "up the hill".

He likes sending his badger into his hill!!

uphill badger by Jizzy Boy June 6, 2005