bonding

when you and the boys gather in the bathroom at summer camp and take turns dumping Gold Bond body powder down your pants in order to achieve a tingling ballsack sensation caressed by angels

bruh with the Gold Bond: ay bruh come bond with us its fun
random kid: whats that?
bruh with Gold Bond: its like angels caressing your ballsack just come in the bathroom with us
*random kid walks in bathroom and watches 6 dudes dump body powder down their pants*
*random kid tries it and becomes an enlightened one*
*random kid now goes out and tries to get another random kid in the bathroom to bond with everyone and grow the bonding circle*

by yungflip21 December 28, 2020

James Bond

There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.

The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.

Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.

Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021

Female bond villain

Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.

The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.

by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021

Trauma-Bonding

The group of women were friends they all had previous trauma that bonded them together

The women's trauma-bonding gave them a better sense of friendship.

by Sierra YBK January 24, 2022

Barry Bonds

The all time home run king and the single season home run king. Many people think he should not be seen as such because he is said to have done steroids, which is also why they think he should not be a Hall of Famer. However, there is no doubt that there are already plenty of guys in the Hall of Fame that have done steroids.

Sure, Barry Bonds did steroids and is a piece of shit, but it still does not change the fact that he was a beast and he would've been even if he never took steroids.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 1, 2022