Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.

John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...

by shane ye January 24, 2011

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

24k bling bling

When you are sold fake gold, thinking that it is real, because it looks real, and you still wear it. You are now wearing true 24k bling bling

Man sells me a fake necklace in the mall parking lot, the quality looks real, then turns out to be fake....it is now 24k bling bling

by benny jammin May 9, 2009

Kid Bling

really sexy

"Wow, that Kid Bling guy sure is sexy"

by KidBling April 8, 2021

Showa Bling

dope, cool as fuck, sexy, da shit, fuck me thats nice, fresh

-das so dope trick
-yeh like Showa Bling dope
-Showa Bling? whats that?
-sorry, YOU wouldnt know

by ForNina September 16, 2010

FNF Bling Grunt

Bling Grunt The FNF The Bling

When I play fnf I see fnf bling grunt

by HowWasTheUrbanDictionary March 7, 2024

Bling-come

Massive income, enough to support purchasing lots of "bling" jewelry and lavish accessories.

Did you see his new watch? He must be bringing in some bling-come...

I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.

by NSpeedracer December 30, 2010