National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16

Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

National grab ass day

The first September is National grab ass day. Meaning all the girlfriends and talking stage girls need to give the guys they’re talking to the chance to get a good grab in.

Damn. My hands been feeling empty lately..
Luckily national grab ass day isn’t far

by EK0T August 30, 2022

National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man

Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"

by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022

national grab ass day.

National smack ass day.

it's national grab ass day. damn that ass look fat in the jeans, lemme smack it.

by tttyyuu September 1, 2022

National dead ass queen day

A day where we mock the death of queen Elizabeth ll.

“AYO! It’s national dead ass Queen day! FUCK THAT RACIST BITCH.”

by FAWKQUEENELIZABETHONGOD September 10, 2022