arse captain

someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks

frank braithwaite is an arse captain

by big fraze June 20, 2008

Arse Stoat

For when you absolutely have to savage that fucktard beyond all recognition for pissing you off so monumentally mere words are not sufficient....To be used with caution...arse stoats are vicious and liable to turn even on their owners without warning

Dear god.....which part of the sentance fuck off and die are you struggling to understand....thats it...release the arse stoat.....

by nre1975 March 12, 2011

fuzz arse

A word used to name a female who has an extreme pubic growth in the vaginal and orific area. This type of person can be easily identified by the obvious bulge in that area of her underwear (if visible) and on occasion the extruding hair around the edges of the underwear.

"I cant believe you pumped fuzz arse!"

by Kyle MCC August 21, 2006

arse hash

Hashish that has been smuggled in someone's rectum

Danny sold me some of his arse hash. It was good shit.

by drploppy December 4, 2016

Genie-arse

a Genie-arse/ genie-ass is someone who's smarter than a smartarse/smartass. it's also a play on the word genius.

Don't be a smartass! -
I'm not a smartass! I'm a Genie-arse!

by geniearse May 25, 2018

Tight-arse

Tim Watson

Tim Watson never buys a round. He’s a tight-arse.

by Quackquackquack1204 May 24, 2019

arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.

E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.

by leede January 9, 2016