swamp arse

A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.

I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

Some Arse

Glaswegian
1)Being brave to the point of stupidity.

2)Having no shame.

The bold yin squared up tae ten of them, he's got some arse on him.

You got some arse on you smokin aw ma blaw ya dick.

by Rukowski June 27, 2008

Arse Stoat

For when you absolutely have to savage that fucktard beyond all recognition for pissing you off so monumentally mere words are not sufficient....To be used with caution...arse stoats are vicious and liable to turn even on their owners without warning

Dear god.....which part of the sentance fuck off and die are you struggling to understand....thats it...release the arse stoat.....

by nre1975 March 12, 2011

arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.

E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.

by leede January 9, 2016

Tight-arse

Tim Watson

Tim Watson never buys a round. He’s a tight-arse.

by Quackquackquack1204 May 24, 2019

Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up

Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦

by QueenSs May 1, 2016

scabby-arsed

Of poor quality, not up to scratch. Can refer to quality of workmanship etc. Also applicable to someone who has let their standards drop in their appearance, " She's looking a bit scabby-arsed."

She's looking scabby-arsed

by skullhead. September 7, 2012