Filthy Armadillo

A sexual act, where you butter or oil a floor, spin your woman around on the oiled or buttered floor while you and others repeatedly piss and shit on her for 5 minutes, after the 5 minutes, someone throws a brick at her, this curling her up in a ball

Guy: dude did you see Marsha this morning?
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo

by disturbed armadillo June 5, 2011

Armadillo

Exclamatory remark used to express excitement because of something fantastic; cool

Damn, that red 2008 viper is straight armadillo!

by Lifegaurdnomo June 16, 2008

Suit of Armor

for this one, your gonna need five girls. first, you fist one, as far as you, then you fist the other one and as far you can, then you proceed to ram your foot into one of they pussy, then you do the same to the other girl. so by this point you should have four writhing females and each limb. and to put the icing on the cake, you shove your head (not your dick head, your actual head) into her vagina. you should now be prepared to head into battle.
WARNING: MASSIVE BLEEDING MAY OCCUR.

Griff, being the piimp that he is, managed to get five chicks and he totally suit of armored them.

by Whackassbitch09 November 8, 2007

Chink in the Armor

1.) A fissure or flaw in a piece of armour that compromises its defensive abilities.

2.) Mistakes made by Asian-American athletes of Chinese or Taiwanese descent during a game that results in a loss for the team.

3.) A racist slur with a double meaning, the use of which under the previous definition can get you fired if you work for a news agency such as ESPN.

Apparently there's a chink in the armor. Jeremy Lin threw 9 interceptions during last Friday's game, costing the Knicks the game. They blew a 7-game winning streak.

by RobertV1984 April 26, 2012

amodio

Amodio is a term coined to describe how you hate that you love someone or that you hate and love them. Comes from two words: Amo=love and Odio=hate

Te amodio

by The last Meheecans December 22, 2015

almodovar

A pimpin ass hoe with the heart of a Golden Labradoodle.

Yo that bro be acting like a real almodovar! You need a pass him a tip of the hat and a flick of da wrist.

by Lovehandle69 April 14, 2019

Armadillo

An exclamatory word to express extreme coolness.

That 69' Shelby is sexy! Armadillo!

Yo, that jacket is tight son! You betta run that shit, bitch! Armadillo!

by Shawty2008 October 19, 2008