literally the hottest motherfucker you will ever meet. he is so so sweet and he’s really good at giving head. alan’s often have a lot of girls who want them but usually have no idea cause they tend to be very shy and insecure.
“who’s that guy with all the girls around him?”
“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”
“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021
Get the Alan mug.i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
miss you alan
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