Andreas is probably the ugliest piece of shit you will ever meet, he usually has a 2 inch ppenis and the girls hate him, he has no friends and a small cock
Tim: im meeting andreas afterwards
Johannes: Andreas? i heard he has a micropenis
The hottest man you'll ever see. Insanely smart and good with the girls. Has infinite rizz. Even the teachers wanna piece of his big bum. Somehow his friends parents love him, maybe cuz he calls them bbgirl.
Person 1: "Gawd damn, whos that?"
Person 2: "That majestic man is Andreas. I think i might turn gay"