Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.
Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*
by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019
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Shake the mouse

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.
by scratchy2868 July 03, 2020
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computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
by Ravenclaw af August 07, 2017
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mouse dance

Government Workers who get work from home privileges 2-3 days a week, who just move their pc mouse occasionally during the day to make like they are working.
Yeah, I'm just going to do the mouse dance all day on Friday.
by Jimmycliff01 June 11, 2017
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Danger Mouse

Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022
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mouse tomato

a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.
She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.
by uttam maharjan November 03, 2012
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Stockbridge Mouse

used in the more to-do parts of Edinburgh when describing what was obviously a rat, but they dont want to admit they have rats.
"Oh Marjorie, I was just moving the disco and I noticed a Stockbridge Mouse on the bird feeder"
by McVerylightblue May 25, 2022
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