To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
Get the Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.mug. Two females that will takeover the world through music and so much more. The real definition of Best Friends. Riding with each to the grave.
Heather/Kiaonna is UNSTOPPABLE.
by TruTruTruhk December 22, 2016
Get the heather/kiaonnamug. the term heather comes from a song called “heather” by conan gray BUT being used very wrongly. people are using it as “a pretty girl” but in reality heather is the girl conan’s crush likes and the song is about being the second choice so please stop saying your mom was or you are (i saw a lot of people saying they are their own heather) heather that makes absolutely no sense, thank you.
by zeynepsdollies August 20, 2020
Get the heathermug. The office lady
by Besides 4653 January 31, 2022
Get the Heathermug. by bigppdragonslayer42069 January 7, 2020
Get the heather Healymug. A woman who hops or goes from place to place to live. Not a couch surfer though. They take advantage of and live off of someone which is usually a much older man, because they can’t keep a job or get a home of their own. They lead the homeowner on to make them think they have a chance at a relationship but it never happens. Once she’s taken what she needs and they realize what she’s done and call her out she will act as if she’s been abused or taken advantage of to try to make herself look like she’s done no wrong and get sympathy from the next victim.
by Friend of Ms.Mf January 7, 2021
Get the Island hopping Heathermug. a heather is a person that you like but hate yet at the same time. she/he is so perfect and everyone likes them, they're good at everything they do, they're smart, they're funny, and last but not least, they're beautiful/handsome. maybe they're not popular, maybe they are. they know how to fix a wrong into a right, and they know sometimes things can't be fixed no matter how hard they try. and if someone calls you one, take it as a compliment!
Jason: dude that new girl is such a Heather!
Ace: I know dude, she totally is! can you believe she's Miguel's girlfriend?!
Jason: she is?
Ace: Yep!
Ace: I know dude, she totally is! can you believe she's Miguel's girlfriend?!
Jason: she is?
Ace: Yep!
by TheyLuvvCiarra December 11, 2021
Get the Heathermug.