Roostering

Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.
Dude, me and your mom were Roostering until we clucked last night.
by Slimy Heimy December 31, 2024
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Roostering

(v) ˈru stərɪŋ

1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying

2. the act of being a rooster/chicken

3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken
I was roostering I had this gumbo I had to finish for thanksgiving. (Turkey is not to be confused with roosters/chickens; Turkey is a distinct species)

I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering
by joogness May 02, 2022
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Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.
After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022
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Rooster Pylon

When in the company of fellow Christians this is a polite way of saying “cock block.”
I agree, Jake is really being a rooster pylon every time you try to have a conversation with your future wife.
by Cire Tdnew October 19, 2023
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african rooster

by Zachs. November 16, 2016
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Rooster in a coke bottle

"Rooster in a coke bottle" upset, or angry. Feeling rushed or under pressure. "Squeezed" mad. Roosters are generally a protected species, some might call them in Angry Bird. Imagine a Rooster squeezed into a coke bottle, he's pretty upset right. So hence the expression rooster and a coke bottle. when you feel under the gun or squeezed or under pressure, you get a little upset sometimes. Have you ever heard the expression" Running around like a chicken with its head cut off ?"
My boss has me feeling like a rooster in a coke bottle
by Abraham English July 05, 2018
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Rocky Rooster

my really really cute tabby kitten that meows.
by RockyRooster October 10, 2011
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