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Danger Mouse

Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022
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Mouse wrangling

When 2 ovulating females facing face to face and have tethered each others vaginally inserted tampon strings together, then slowly back away from one another causing one or both tampons to slip out , can be done for duelling or artistic purposes
Annabell and Paige are out the back mouse wrangling I wonder who will win?
by Rex hunt March 9, 2023
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Clicking the mouse

Repetitive mundane action with no seemingly worthwhile end result or a job that is lowly, boring, thankless or done on autopilot with one's eyes closed figuratively.
Rather than respected or appreciated for their knowledge, David and Hugo were relegated to the night shift clicking the mouse for 12 hours.
by Milsekr March 28, 2022
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Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.
Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*
by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019
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computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017
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tapping the mouse

While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.
"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?

A: tapping the mouse
by EJQ November 6, 2010
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Trash Mouse

Someone who is depressingly horny for a 2D character
“Sees a picture of a hot 2D character
Trash Mouse : “GRRRRRRR WOOOF WOOOF BARK MEOW MEOW PURR RAAAWWRR UWU BARK BARRK”
by Skmpy March 31, 2022
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