Kyle

Kyle (1)
(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!

Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER

by Eim Gay September 22, 2019

Kyle

You're friend with 40 Mountain Dews and just punched you in the d*ck.

Kyle just stole my girl

by Dr. Roaster October 18, 2019

Kylee

a word for any individual higher in the status of; looks,intelligence and personality. shuddup u cutie

ayo kylee u a cutie, why u readin this

by stfuandsuckyourmum September 15, 2020

Kyle

A piece of shit

hey you see kyle over there.. stay away from him. He’s the meanest person you’ll meet.

by ihateyoukyle June 12, 2020

Kyle

A wannabe white rapper who wears ONLY Cookie Monster apparel and sometimes sings country but also dumps his GF on Valentine’s Day.

Don’t be a Kyle..

by NoodlesofOodles January 27, 2021

Kyle

A person who rides skateboards and drinks alot of monster and is an asshole

P1.bro your such a kyle
P2.im not a kyle. I don’t drink monster
P1.your currently drinking a monster will skating

by Isthatagamergirl November 20, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is one of the best people you can ever meet in your life. If you come across one, keep him close. He's a person who should be cherished greatly and you should always let a Kyle know how much he really means to you. He will always be there for you to cheer you up. Never take him for granted. You will never meet someone as funny and caring as Kyle. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Kyle. If you are a Kyle, you should know that you are the best person out there. Every Kyle is unique and not all drink monster. Some Kyle's are sensitive and like to have nice calls with you and cycle crazy distances. He may also have a thing for legs but if you see his you will see why he loves legs. Kyle, you are so, so loved. Happy birthday my friend :)

"Did you see that guy over there? He gives off the most immaculate vibe ever."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."

by NightElvesAreBetterThanWorgens November 9, 2020