Hurt like a motherfucker

Feel so much grief or emotional wreck that your heart feels like it has shit its pants
Graduating high school and going to college is going to hurt like a motherfucker
by Daffy the Duck May 22, 2016
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My ass hurts

My ass hurts
My ass hurts kid fuck me in here
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my back hurts

Means that, figuratively, you are carrying a large load on your back. It can refer to sports or life.
"Cuh, my back hurts, these teammates trash bro"
"Now she want me to drive across town, like damn, my back hurts"
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Butt Hurt

Typically a person that whines and bitches about almost everything. A butt hurt person will never admit they are butt hurt and they are usually named Tom.
Person 1: hey what happened last night?
Person 2: sorry it's a secret.

Person 1: I took one for the team you better tell me or I'll blackmail you.

Person 2: you're so butt hurt
Person 1: no that's not what butt hurt is.
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Hurting like Charlesworth

Overreacting from a minor injury such as banging a leg, and behaving like you have just been taken out by an American sniper.
Pete: What's wrong with James?
Mike: He banged his elbow on the doorframe, and now he's hurting like Charlesworth.
Pete: Fucking fairy!
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Butt Hurt Sid

I was Butt Hurt Sid when I wasn't invited to Knotts
I was very Butt Hurt Sid when my friends were mean
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my penis hurts

when ur penis is in such excruciating pain that you almost want to stop existing
obama: my penis hurts.
Leonardo DiCaprio: why?
obama: herpes
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