Dan is can be the most annoying person in the world and such a pain in the arse when he wants to be but he is the biggest simp and such a hopeless romantic. He’s a classic yt boi but I swear he has 2% Indian in him. He also has a big ass heart so don’t break it cause it’s hella fragile prob made out of tissue paper and loves him self cuddles so he is basically a big teddy bear .Dan also has the biggest dirty mind and his humour is very dark . He probably has a daddy kink. He loves to correct ppl all the bloody time when they are already correct. Dan has great music taste and he’s a great person to vibe with . He loves bruh girls and he loves his brunettes. His love live is very shit so don’t make it worse by breaking his poor ass heart . Also he has a shit ton of nick names ( Dan, dannie boi , Danny boi , daddy Dan , dildo, dingo , mr comedian, lover boi , millermeter defeater, teddy bear and a shit ton of more nick names )
by Parseltoungue_13 August 30, 2021
Get the Danielmug. A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
Get the Danielmug. A guy that has been so controlled in his past relationship(s), that he rejects the idea of being with a person that only wants to help him become more free, let him make his own decisions, pay attention to him, care for him when he needs it, and show him that he is more than a body and more than a boyfriend. This person only wants to aid him on his journey of becoming whatever it is he wants and needs to be, but he reduces her to a friends with benefits, or fuck buddy because sadly at this time, that's what best suits him. He thinks that a relationship means that he'll have to change and he'll be suffocated, when really that's what a relationship with his ex meant. He has trouble grasping that he can still be free in every way (including sexually), while still being with this person. A commitment to her does not mean changing, but keeping the situation that they're in with the dates, the sex sessions, and the nonmonogamy, while expressing their feelings (if he has them) through a declaration of relationship status (i.e. Boyfriend and girlfriend) that they can refer to each other with.
S: Is that Daniel over there?
A: yeah but girl don't get attached he's not emotionally available
S: No problem I'm not the type to get attached
*Shit goes down*
S: I should have listened to you
A: told you so
A: yeah but girl don't get attached he's not emotionally available
S: No problem I'm not the type to get attached
*Shit goes down*
S: I should have listened to you
A: told you so
by Loveyouloveme June 27, 2018
Get the Danielmug. Daniel’s are amazing people. They’re people with all qualities. He’s athletic, smart, and everything he puts his mind to, he can do it. Daniel is a leader. He’s not afraid to do anything and before he beats the shit out of someone, he always wants his reason to do so. He’s very hot and attractive with his beautiful smile and good looks. If you ever meet a Daniel, remember, don’t let him go.
Daniel is so good at everything he does
by Marry Claret December 8, 2018
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is the type of guy that will care for you a lot, stand up for you, love you forever. He’s athletic, most likely gonna be a football athlete when he’s older. Tall, long brown hair, buff, most likely peruvian. He’s the best boyfriend, he’ll treat you like a princess, treat you like you’re the most amazing person he’ll have. If you mess with him he wont give you any chances, if you break his heart he’ll cut you off on everything or forgive you for everything and still be friends. Daniel if you’re reading this I love you much-Rose Puga
by sandbee September 23, 2019
Get the Danielmug. A sweet tall boy with a big heart. He often is accompanied by his girlfriend which he loves very much and she knows.
Daniels have the brightest smile softest eyes and comforting voice.
They never cheat on their girlfriends many girl will approach Daniel but he will ignore them in favor of his girlfriend. Daniels are known to give the best hugs and forehead kisses.
Daniels are also super funny and smart to the point u think they've read a million books.
Daniels have the brightest smile softest eyes and comforting voice.
They never cheat on their girlfriends many girl will approach Daniel but he will ignore them in favor of his girlfriend. Daniels are known to give the best hugs and forehead kisses.
Daniels are also super funny and smart to the point u think they've read a million books.
by Lightkya November 2, 2022
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is a weird and goofy guy who always understands and supports you. He is funny and talented who likes to be cocky about himself. He is a very loyal boyfriend who loves and takes care of his girlfriend more than anyone else. Sometimes he can be annoying by making sexist jokes thinking hes being funny. He plays guitar well but cant sing without making others ears bleed. Daniel is very realistic and has a good heart. He takes care of his cats and hamsters although they dont like him and keeps scratching and biting him.
by Yourcherry🍒 March 14, 2022
Get the Danielmug.