October 23

National lick your curtains day!

Go up to a curtain and lick it!

Guy: go on, go lick the curtains, its October 23!
Other guy: ugh, fine.

by Yummy curtains October 22, 2019

September 23

National Merrick’s a dummy day

September 23 is Merrick Is a absulute dumb idiot day

by Stupidlypenguin September 22, 2021

March 23

Eat ass day

Alexa today is eat ass day let me eat that shi it March 23

by Jaydenisugly March 21, 2023

February 23

February 23rd is a day where the boy you care about most needs to do whatever you ask

Girl: hey can I have your hoodie

Boy: why
Girl: because it’s February 23rd and I ask for your hoodie

by Ffuuhgfffghjn February 23, 2021

april 23

a day where you get to slap anyone no questions asked.

you: its april 23. you know what that means...
random person: ok! do it!

by ihatemen:) October 18, 2021

23:20

Another name for a whore or someone who engages in slutty behavior.
Referencing to the passage of the Bible in the book of Ezekiel 23:20-21 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Have you heard what people are saying about Megan?
Yeah, I heard she’s a real 23:20… she’s slept with like 8 guys in 2 months!

by Cummy26 August 11, 2023

November 23

It's a day when you write your beloved boyfriend a special message. After all, you've always been in his favor.

Instead of making November 23 a day special for girlfriends yet again, why don't you give your boy a smile?

Her: Oh it's November 23, I'd better surprise my boyfriend with a heartwarming message :D

by gingkonut November 23, 2021