July 5th

National I met Maddie day.

I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.

by An average youngster. July 25, 2022

May 5th

show brandon your titties (specifically after school)

it’s may 5th today 😛

by Ball2zero May 4, 2022

August 5th

August 5th is fuck a femboy day! Fuck your favorite femboy and tell him you love him! 😏

Guy 1: Yo dude, it's fuck a femboy day on August 5th!

Femboy: I can't wait!

by asghjdjhajhw August 3, 2022

5th Jebendia

One of the greatest servers of all time co-led by Casper the Based and Arminius the Bold, which DID NOT tragically fall..don’t believe the lies created by the liberal media! So I conclude with a wish..long may the empire reign, eh lads? So on and so forth…

5th Jebendia is fucking based.

by Arminius1190 May 16, 2025

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

November 5th

Grab your girlfriends ass day

John: I’m glad it’s November 5th
Jake: Why
John: I get to grab my girlfriends ass without telling her

by Months November 4, 2019

August 5th

National ask all the single boys out you know day!

Girl: Will you go out with me?

Boys: No

Girl: Good! It's national ask out all single boys you know day, I didn't like any of you!

Hi, it's August 5th!

by maximumtwitchprim3 August 5, 2021