19:37

23 minutes to 8 oclock. poor people are takeing millenia to get used to the 24 hour, and digital clock interfaces.

its its approaching 19:37.

by William Gates February 4, 2005

febuary 19

National fuck your girlfriend day
Do it.

Aye bro it’s febuary 19 u getting sum tn?

by B0rlig February 19, 2021

CoⓋid-19

One way to inform others in writing that you have been vaccinated against the coronavirus with the assumption that the odds of infecting them are quasi-zero.

Guesstimate what percentage of CoⓋid-19 math teachers and tutors in China, India, or Russia might still be infectious if 99.99% of them were jabbed with their homegrown vaccines.

by Covido January 20, 2021

December 19

The loudest, but most carefree people are born on this day.

You're happy, but you have a crippling nicotine addiction bound to kill you in a few years.

You're still happy, but you're most likely going to be virgins for the rest of your life because you can't get off of your vape.

okay thanks for flexing your vape on us while you're on ventilators, chad (born december 19)

by ingloriousvirgin October 17, 2019

April 19

Hoe day

The day to be a hoe go crazy grab dick grab ass sick dick have sex do everything have fun tho be careful

Do you know what April 19 is it’s hoe day

by Prettygirlvv April 18, 2019

cockbig-19

A moniker for covid-19 that teen boys think is hilarious

13 yo #1: Yo bro why were you out of school yesterday
13 yo #2: I was sick. I got that cockbig-19
both 13 yo: break into hysterics

by b@dch0ices October 21, 2020

August 19

National Shrek is Superior and I am a simp for him day is August 19 (aka my birthday)

Guy 1: Bro do you know what today s?
Guy 2: No. What is today?
Guy 1: August 19 aka National Shrek is superior and I am a simp for him day.
Guy 2: I love Shrek!
Guy 1: You’re such a simp.

by GoatWithGoatee October 28, 2020