Jan 13

Suck colorblind dogg from ny that has fattest and biggest dick of OG’s

Three snow bunnies learn to share on the East side on Jan 13!

by Dunk_kins315 January 13, 2021

February 13

February 13 is the day you fuck your best friend then ask them to be your Valentine on February 14

Me: hey let’s fuck since it’s February 13
Her/him sure
Next day
Me: will you be my Valentine 😏
Her/him sure

by Your best friend lol February 2, 2021

Pipvid-13

it causes the patient to type in caps and act like a child

Oh no Henry caught the Pipvid-13

by NOTANTARES September 7, 2023

13 incher

You know what i mean

Damn hes a 13 incher

by Gwen Harper September 12, 2020

May 13

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

by PoohsEvilTwin May 9, 2022

March 13

National fuck with your crush day

random guy: hey it's March 13 i can fuck with my crush
random guy 2: WAIT REALLY??

by shorter than your dick January 7, 2022

april 13

people born on april 13 are hot as fuck and can bust a huge nut

person 1: Did you hear? people born on April 13 are super hot!
person 2: I also heard they can bust huge nuts!

by NeoAidxn March 30, 2022