Matroom 13

A code word gay men use when they want to meet up to grope and fondle one another pretending to practice jujitsu

Bob: Has anyone seen Derek, Steve, Scott and Colby?

Julie: Yeah, they went to Matroom 13 to roll.

Bob: Oh for fuck sake!

by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023

December 13

December 13 kiss your best friend

Hi jimmy it’s December 13
*get a kiss out the no where*
Bett ima kiss you 😘

by Stupid kiddos December 12, 2019

March 13

National fuck with your crush day

random guy: hey it's March 13 i can fuck with my crush
random guy 2: WAIT REALLY??

by shorter than your dick January 7, 2022

august 13

arleths birthday 😜😜😜

arleth : why didn’t you tell me happy birthday 🙄
them: sorry it’s august 13 right

by c00chie destroyer November 17, 2020

November 13

National smack Marcus in the face day

Kid:Hey Marcus

Me: what

Kid: smacks me
Me: WTF
Kid:what it’s November 13

by Big nugget November 12, 2019

Step 13

In 12-step fellowships, such as AA, 'step 13' is an informal way of refering to having sexual relationships with someone of the group

Joe: I just did Step 13 with Mary
Mike: Wait, I thought it was twelve steps?
Joe: I don't think you realize what the 13th step is...

by Phoenix732 March 12, 2017

December 13

These people are the baddest bitches

1: She’s such a bad bleep
2: Yea
3: She must be born on December 13th

by Nito Mosquito November 4, 2020