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squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
I just witness a squid jacker in action
by foot violater November 13, 2011
mugGet the squid jackermug.

Blow Squids

Yo lets go blow squids.
Yo lyou wanna go blow some squids?
by SquidMaster4000 April 6, 2010
mugGet the Blow Squidsmug.

Squid Missile

Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.
"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"

"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
by plebican September 1, 2022
mugGet the Squid Missilemug.

Squillium Squid

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*
mugGet the Squillium Squidmug.

Squid games

Martin Luther King Jr. would love it if he could watch it, people perishing together as fools.
Squid Games is exactly the way people like there bullshit. They like their bullshit more than they like Martin Luther King Jr. apparently. Even Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, or Jesus would probably like Squid games more than they liked themselves, because people tend to like a show of narcissism more than they like a mundane person thinking of how to help other people.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
mugGet the Squid gamesmug.

Squid Squad

A band of 3 Inklings and an Urchin from the game Splatoon
Squid Squad is my favourite band.
by Squid Ska April 10, 2021
mugGet the Squid Squadmug.

Squid Bitch

That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.
You forgot your wallet again!? maTT quit being such a squid bitch, god damn.
by Astranger2u October 31, 2018
mugGet the Squid Bitchmug.

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