a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
by foot violater November 13, 2011

A cigarette or to smoke a cigarette.
by SquidMaster4000 April 6, 2010

"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
by plebican September 1, 2022

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.
As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!
MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka
Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*
MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka
Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*
by Sir Squack "Squid" Squillium I June 11, 2021

Squid Games is exactly the way people like there bullshit. They like their bullshit more than they like Martin Luther King Jr. apparently. Even Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, or Jesus would probably like Squid games more than they liked themselves, because people tend to like a show of narcissism more than they like a mundane person thinking of how to help other people.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

by Squid Ska April 10, 2021

That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.
by Astranger2u October 31, 2018
