turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

Fail Mail

This is not a new term, but a new use for an existing one.

Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.

John found out why Julia had not received his invitation. There it was, stuck in his Outbox. His beautifully written, sweet, sincere invitation to the girl of his dreams had turned into fail mail.

by Airman Spiff July 14, 2012

AI Fail

AI Fail:
The artificial intelligence (ai) of a game failing to do what its supposed to to, glitching out, or possibly getting stuck behind or in walls.

AI: *shoots own ally*
(It's supposed to shoot you)
Ai: *cant get unstuck from wall)
Those are examples of AI Fails

by DodzX November 22, 2011

failed ratio

Basically a failed ratio is when you make a ratio on youtube, twitter, tiktok, Reddit, etc and it doesn’t get the typical amount of upvotes/retweets/hearts or likes that successful ratios do

Person: idc + ratio
The ratio gets no likes or retweets
Person 2: failed ratio

by UrbanizedMotena August 12, 2022

Fail Crane

When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.

John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.

by paulkk August 21, 2010

epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"

by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009

Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009