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Kenny Cotnoir II

A replace for the term “2nd place”, also known as runner-up or “can’t finish”
Person 1; Hey where did you get that silver medal?
Person 2; Jimmy won, but I was able to Kenny Cotnoir II’nd!
by Abernathy Blue III June 2, 2021
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Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love
"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)
by lazirus July 8, 2004
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Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II

A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
Yo is that dumbass Fucking Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II!!
What a dumbass!
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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Knife II

A:"I'm not gay, but damn, Knife II is kinda fine."

B: "It isnt gay to appreciate a man's beauty, whether that be in personality or looks."

A: "Dude, I'd fuck him"

B: "WOAHH Okay!! Calm down bud."
by mephone4twenty January 13, 2025
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AL-MANU'EL II

Member of the Deukalyptus 010 D gang. He handle the money n shi. He also b shooting type shi. He the man who got the most opps in the gang fr. Ain't no messing wit him.
Damn, I think AL-MANU'EL II put me on they opps list
by APSDEUKALYPTUS January 23, 2025
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