stages not ages

When someone is technically the same age as you, but he/she is in a different stage of life, so you are both experiencing different things.

Mike- "dude that girl is older than you"
Dan- "no she's not, I transferred schools! we are technically the same age"
Mike- "fine you're both 19, but she's a sophomore and you are a freshman. stages not ages, bro"

by asdoufds; October 6, 2016

Bum-age

When something is really great or amazing it can be bum-age / the bum-age.

OMG that party was so the bum-age!!

by spider woman October 18, 2007

The misinformation age

When a major news source or dot com turns out to be sharing unauthenticated opinions, half truths or outright lies. A cultural criticism.

1. "Did you read the rolling stone rape article retraction? Yeah Man, That's just the misinformation age for you!" 2. "I need to take a break from social media. All these posts, I've had enough of the misinformation age for one day."

by Zzffmomentum1 October 10, 2015

Ice aging

The repercussions of smoking ice and looking like a haggard old man/lady.

Have you seen Rowan lately? Man he's ice aging fast, needs to get off the ice!

by lmaolol October 19, 2014

goon's age

A long ass time.

I haven't seen her in a goon's age.

by audacious mermaid January 31, 2018

Stone Age

Old People

You're Stone Age You Wouldn't Even Know What To Do With It

by Bigtymers228 February 10, 2018

Age card

Basically when someone is 16 and their friend is 15 and someone accuses the 16 year old of being a pedophile with absolutely no concept of what a pedophile actually is. If the 16 year old has a row with the 15 year old, then the 15 year old will appeal to emotion through creating false accusations of the 16 year old of being a pedophile. Essentially, the younger person does this to cultivate victimhood and make the 16 year old look bad.

16 year old: You ugly fuck

15 year old: pEdOpHiLe!

16 year old: Pulling the age card are we?

by UltimateDoge July 15, 2021