your mum's tits

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

by Donoxian MacGuigan November 11, 2007

Jack Your Johnson

Check out my personal fav. masturbation

"Wow Sheequa ur pretty hot."
Shaneequa: "Well Letrell, maybe you should go home and Jack Your Johnson."

by Billy Webbs May 8, 2008

Dancing on your grave

A form of insulting an old person, by outliving them (also a kickass motorhead song)

yea your gonna go first and ill be dancing on your grave

by Langandy June 21, 2008

kiss your elbow

There is an old saying that if you kiss your elbow, you change genders.

Kiss your elbow and become a girl.

by Strappy Ninto Mype January 6, 2008

upside your head

Pimp slaping someone... The "up side" of your hand or back-hand is used instead of the palm. Commonly used when pimping women and they get out of line.

Pimp: Baby u owe me $500.

Pro: uhuh papa it is only $300...

Pimp: Dont make me upside your head!

by FistyCuffs October 2, 2006

Whats your 5.0 ?

Whats your 5.0 ?

Its how you ask someone where they are.

Or it can be also be used to ask what is your problem

You receive a phone call from a “lady friend” you dig and want to
say sup; so you say
Whats your 5.0 ?

You’re riding home on the bus and some buster fool in the back if
eyeballing you so you turn and say

Whats your 5.0 ?

by whatisyourfiveohh April 30, 2009

your head's on fire

What you say to someone who is either lying to you, bullshitting you, or doesn't know what they're talking about.

Another way of saying "you're trippin'"

An oldskool phrase.

Chump A: Man, that girl is fine.

Chump B: Your head's on fire dude. She's straight fugly.

by elevenxover December 19, 2008