I was about to say

Said by one when someone else tells them something that sounds hard to believe but isn't true anyway or the other peson misunderstood

Spack No.5: I worked at a pizza place but I quit because of my manager

Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?

Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza

Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!

by Jack Spank9049 August 8, 2022

i hate ducks

hating ducks is natural

if you hate them, then you won’t go to hell
but you won’t go to heaven
you’ll go to duck-hating afterlife, regardless if you’re not a duck-ist

“i hate ducks,” mark said.
“i don’t give a shit,” felix replied.

by iiphishx July 1, 2018

I has scout

Saying that you have scout in a nerdy way on counter strike. Scout is a small sniper rifle on CSS. Bamf

Im so 1337zorz i get head shots all day. i has scout.

by Ihasscouts October 2, 2008

I don’t know

I don’t know mean idk

I don’t know mena that you don’t know

by No see October 14, 2019

I hate this life

Nothing means anything anymore

I hate this life

by WorseThanHitler January 8, 2021

I blame Nark

The act of which you blame your every unfortunate events on being narked.

OMG !! My team just got PENTA KILLED ~ !! I blame nark !

by I blame Nark December 12, 2020

I fear the geeks

When surrounded by geeks, you might text or bbm a friend to say you're surrounded by geeks or if you're really daring say it out loud.

Quite ironically it is a play on "I fear the Greeks, even those bearing gifts" from Virgil's Aeneid and one would generally have to be quite clever (or geekish) to know that. A phrase common among public school chaps in England.

geeks: it's really good fun, here, like star wars.
normal person: Ok, right
geeks: (chanting) join us, join us...
other normal person: I fear the geeks!

by Virgil-Laurel January 15, 2012